Friday, May 24, 2013

My life movie

                If my life was a movie and I could pick anyone I’d have to pick Johnny Depp. For one I act like him physically, mentally and second he’s my favorite actor. As my fiancĂ© it would have to be Amy Lee because (Jessyca) my actual fiancĂ© looks like her and they kind of sound the same when singing; plus they are both creative. My current best friend I say would have to be Kurt Cobain for the long hair, the silence but the way to push forward. As for everyone else I honestly don’t have an idea but one day I’ll think about it but there’s really no need.


                                                           Johnny Depp as: Ralph Jacobs

Amy Lee as: Jessyca Courtney

Kurt Cobain as: Ethan Middendorf

Theme Song

Thursday, May 23, 2013

This Years Regrets of School

                This year of school there is actually only two things I’d change, a lot less than what I normally have but hey that’s great. The first thing I’d change is how many days of school I’ve missed. The second thing is how much I’ve done in my social studies class to keep my grade up. How many days I missed is a factor but I got the other grades up. I got lazy but only in one class which also isn’t an excuse but I did. But besides those two things for some reason I’m good, I guess working for something besides just getting out of this place helps a lot. I pushing to the end and not stopping.

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Only on wensday's ;-)

I could not make my mind up so for this Wednesdays picture I have couples.


Like a sir, boss is for little bitches like you :-p

Has this ever happened to you? lol

I told you, I'M TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKIN' SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKIN' PLANE!!

Monday, May 20, 2013

My View! ... Who cares

                In the case of The Lottery Curse it misfortunate but it was they’re problem. If I won the lottery I would open multiple savings accounts at different banks, then when I get the cards I would cut them up and throw them away so I could not get to the money and there’s money sitting there growing. Yes I would put a good amount of money on my checking account and put the rest in a safe at home but not too much. Pay some stuff off and fix up what needs to be fixed but I would not put myself on the map.

Friday, May 17, 2013

The Unseen Truth



                Now don’t get me wrong with this post because I don’t follow these believes but I do believe in God. This is just for laughs and a look at what some overlook. The producer and actor in the video is not trying to kick down beliefs or anything like that he’s just informing about what is in the bible word by word or translated in today’s way of speech for others to better understand. Crucial reminder he is a comedian, he’s just doing his job. Also around when this Bible was written these were true and was enforced but threw time they have been forgotten and the morals of time have changed. So please enjoy the video, laugh and be informed.

Thursday, May 16, 2013

Me? In a show?

               If I could be on a show I would like to be on Adventure Time. For one, it escapes real life and gives you a freedom of a lot that came with real life. The problem in a cartoon look far greater sometimes but with the powers and abilities that come with it makes it easier. It’s not for the freedom unless it’s the freedom to do what I want with nearly no limits. Limits, that’s why adventure Time would be fun because the adventures would be amazing to go on and what I’d be able to do to solve the problem that come with it.
                Now I ask you, if you could be in any show what would it be and would you do anything?

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

One Wish


                If I had one wish I would either wish to be a vampire or to live the rest of my life with a lot less aggravation. With the vampire wish the point would be to live forever and I know there are a lot of counter arguments but the thing is I really don’t care. When I wished it I would wish to be a vampire and be able to turn at least one other person just in case I get jibed. With that I would turn my wife to be.
                Now the other wish is just because life can get too damn hectic and it’s just getting annoying. I know I sound like a little baby but no one can say they’ve never wished the same. Can you image an easy life, just moving forward with no problems but little things. I do have one question; If you had one wish, what would it be?

Say Hi me... Hi!

Hi, my name is Ralph Jacobs. I am a student at Diamond Oaks working on becoming an electrician. I’m a metal head with a rap side but a picky one. I also like anime, MMA, MMA training, music; American and Japanese; and games. Looking at that list you can also see what the future holds for my post. They will can be funny; they can be serious but most of it might be seen as strange… or not. That’s up for you to decide but I know I am more on the weird side. That’s all I have to say for now and questions are welcomed but first here’s something to see- http://youtu.be/hB5G9rEkJ7c